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Christian's characters have all had memorable moments, due to their awesome quotes. The following clips have been taken from his various movies. If you have any requests for clips, e-mail me.
American Psycho [Christian as Patrick Bateman]
Clip 1
Length: 7 sec
Quote: "You're a fucking ugly bitch. I'm going to stab you to death and then play around with your blood."
Clip 2
Length: 21 sec
Quote: "...Marcus and I even go to the same barber, but I have a slightly better haircut."
Clip 3
Length: 1:34
Quote: "...Oh my God. It even has a watermark."
Clip 4
Length: 9 sec
Quote: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"
Clip 5
Length: 1:34
Quote: "You like Huey Lewis and the News? [...] Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste..."
Clip 6
Length: 23 sec
Quote: "Jean Paul Gaultier."
Clip 7
Length: 9 sec
Quote: "Hi, this is Paul Allen" [voice message]
Clip 8
Length: 2:30
Quote: "Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it"
Clip 9
Length: 6 sec
Quote: "I have to return some video tapes"
Clip 10
Length: 22 sec
Quote: "I'm into murders and executions, mostly"
Clip 11
Length: 1:14
Quote: "A new LP called simply 'Whitney' had four number one singles...did you know that, Kristy?"
Clip 12
Length: 1:00
Quote: "I'm in touch with humanity...Evelyn, I'm sorry but you're not terribly important to me."
Clip 13
Length: 2:34
Quote: "I just had to kill a lot of people!"
Harsh Times [Christian as Jim Luther Davis]
Clip 1
Length: 33 sec
Quote: "You can 12 step off, bitch. You're dismissed."
Clip 2
Length: 10 sec
Quote: "I'm a soldier of the Apocalypse, man."
Clip 3
Length: 6 sec
Quote: "Asshole."
Clip 4
Length: 15 sec
Quote: "You don't have the balls to take my ass."
Clip 5
Length: 57 sec
Quote: "Freeze, bitch! I'm gonna take that big ass of yours home."
Clip 6
Length: 24 sec
Quote: Saying bye to Flaco and Letty.
Clip 7
Length: 1:56
Quote: "They're sending me to Columbia. [...] They told me not to get married. Straight up, I heard."
Clip 8
Length: 10 sec
Quote: "Gotcha, shouldn't ignore people!"
Clip 9
Length: 2:16
Quote: "Are you with him?"
Clip 10
Length: 1:04
Quote: Jim gets a formal test with the FEDs.
Clip 11
Length: 1:05
Quote: "Fuck the sticks, LA city's the shit!"
Clip 12
Length: 1:02
Quote: "This fucks up my plan. This is fucking bullshit. These fucking assholes! THESE [horn] FUCKING [horn] ASSHOLES!"
Clip 13
Length: 1:07
Quote: "You would've gotten hinkey at the border"
Clip 14 (this one is hilarious)
Length: 13 sec
Quote: "Hoo. I'm liking that."
Clip 15
Length: 30 sec
Quote: "I'm gonna marry home girl [...] Get a job, nine to fucking five, that's love."
Clip 16
Length: 17 sec
Quote: "I see dumb people."
Clip 17
Length: 1:46
Quote: "Homegirl put the zap on your head [...] You're like my brother. You gonna dog me like that?"
Clip 18
Length: 25 sec
Quote: "This is Bob Luell..." [Christian doing a nasal-y voice]
Clip 19
Length: 14 sec
Quote: "LET'S GET DEPLOYED, people!"
Clip 20
Length: 1:09
Quote: "Next day, I'm driving around with Letty and she radars in some long ass hairs..."
Clip 21
Length: 47 sec
Quote: "Lock and key, yo...I wanna get laid."
Clip 22
Length: 1:12
Quote: "That homeboy straight up pimp, yo!"
Clip 23
Length: 28 sec
Quote: "Out-fucking-standing, that shit was slick!"
Clip 24
Length: 14 sec
Quote: Jim Davis tells you how to pass a lie detector test.
Clip 25
Length: 44 sec
Quote: "I'm gonna cram for it!" [for the pee test]
Clip 26
Length: 28 sec
Quote: "I'm gonna bust you up! Pop the trunk so I can handle this shit! Fuck you puto!"
Clip 27
Length: 55 sec
Quote: "We need biatches!"
Clip 28
Length: 2:18
Quote: Clip of Christian's perfect Spanish.
Clip 29
Length: 39 sec
Quote: "You take my piece and put it to my head...STEP UP!"
Clip 30
Length: 1:49
Quote: "Hey...spiffy duds, eh?"
Clip 31
Length: 52 sec
Quote: Jim Davis and a turkey baster.
Clip 32
Length: 55 sec
Quote: "Just you...just me...and God."
Clip 33
Length: 21 sec
Quote: Jim Davis swallows some vinegar.
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